"Six Crushed Bottles and a Cap"
(The Next Six!)
Written on September 25th, 2019
By Doctor Ricky 1024
Copywrite �© Fanstory 2019
'All Rights Reserved'

"One fine day when I was riding my bike along Route 9 in town of Tuckerton."
(On my way to my storage locker)
"I noticed something wrong?"
...
"My God, look at all those crushed plastic bottles of booze?"
"And, mainly they are all 'Fireballs!'
...
"On the return trip, I did an actual count and I actually counted eight plus?"
"A Single Cap lying nearby all alone?"
"The cap must have popped off the bottle and then it was ran Over?"
...
"Again, that is where Our Story...
"Begins?"
...
"Yes, one fine day after returning from and going to the storage locker."
"I realized the death of these Poor, Plastic, Bottles of Booze."
"Whom led a valiant life?"
(Some Win and Some Lose?)
"Because of these Eight, Careless, and Cruel people?"
"Whom were driving their cars and most likely?"
"They then threw them out the window!"
(Just like some worthless piece of trash?)
...
"Most likely, all ei

Eight of them came from the 'Fireball Family.'
"And, what a poor way to be disposed of and then curiously crushed and ran over by their cars?"
"So let's bring them to life okay?"

****

(Death Number One)
"Hey Mikey?"
"Did you see what happened to Molly about an hour ago?"
"No Mikey."
Replied Ted.
"Some High School student was busy getting shut down by the cops and then this drunk driver?"
"Swallowed Molly right down His Fuck'n Gullet!"
"Qnd, that's what happened to her Mikey."
Wonders Ted.
...
"Well that someone threw her out the window and then that same someone's vehicle?'
"Ran over and crushed her!"
"That's a Sin!"
Replied Ted.
...
"Well Mikey, I got a better one!"
Replied Ted.
(Death Number Two)
"Later on that day, I was on Route 72 heading to Long Beach Island and this White Cadillac threw out...
"What I believe it to be...
"Our good and best friend Barry!"
"And, now Barry was still completed as in full!"
"Why Ted."
Wonders Mikey.
"It was another one of them cops chasing with the Blue Lights flashing!"
"Then what Ted?"
"The cop ran him the Fuck Over!"
"Like a drunken...
'Daisy Clover!'
"Female hah?"
"Yup, I suppose Mikey."
Replied Ted.
"Two now dead!"
...
"The Next Six!"
Written on September 25th, 2019
(Death Number Three Cynthia Manners!)

"The next day I decided to go out and instead of retrieving clothing."
"I decided I would retrieve records."
"Vinyl records much harder than clothing."
"I could hang up to four, large, bags of them off the handlebars of my Mongoose."
"A weight of about 200 Lbs."
...
"The ride going there is mostly downhill but the ride going back?"
"Was mostly uphill, so I'd be walking a lot."
(Watching the crushed bottles again)
...
"That's odd?"
"There's only six now?"
"Six bottles to share one cap."
I thought.
"It was at this point, I decided that I would write a story about this and bring the bottles to life!"

****

"Hey Jonathan?"
"Yes."
Replies Peter.
"I was talking to Mikey and Ted about the death of two of our friends."
(Megan and Barry)
"And, the other day?"
"Yes Jonathan."
"But what's that have to do with me?"
Wonders Peter.
...
"It's Cynthia Manners!" Jonathan."
"Cynthia is dead now too!"
States Johnathan.
"How did that happen?
Asks Peter.
...
"As far as the story goes...
"In Warren County, after Cynthia was consumed...
"This cruel woman threw her into a Fire!"
"That they were burning in the Woods!"
"My God!"
Exclaims Peter.
"And, her twin Barbara?"
"Yes?"
Asks Peter.
...
(Death Number Four Tony Bologna)
"As it all appears?"
"Barbara got so piss ass drunk drinking Fireball."
"That after she filled herself up to a capacity of 1 oz?"
"She fell over, passed out, in the middle of the road!_
"And got ran over by a Mack truck!"
"What a disaster!"
Replies Peter.
...
(Death Number Four)
"Peter do you remember our cousin Tony?"
"You mean the little guy I love pizza so much?"
"Yep that's the one."
"And, remember how much Tony loved pizza?"
"Yes?"
"As and, that was the problem!"
"Tony eats so much pizza they had to take him to the hospital!"
States Johnathan.
"And, while there were pumping out his plastic bottle?"
"He died from a plastic Heart Attack!"
"They gave him a burial by highway of course."
States Johnathan.
...
(Death Number Six Foxy Brown?)
"Foxy was a good girl."
"As good as any plastic bottle of Fireball ever was!"
"And, as far as the story goes._
"Foxy loves roller coasters and went to Great Adventure in Jackson, New Jersey."
"It was in October."
"During the 'Fright Fest.'
"Of course.
States Johnathan.
"And, she was so drunk on the roller coaster?"
(Riding, 'Rolling Thunder')
"That when She went around a hairpin?"
"She fell off...
"Smashed her little bottle of Fireball head...
"And, was dead!"
"A Park Ranger found her the next day and of course she was crushed!"
"What a fuck'n shame!"
"States Peter.
...
(The Death of Number Seven, Kevin)
"Kevin was a good boy and always did what is Mommy Francis Fireball told Him."
"Mommy?"
"I'm going to Heaven when I die and I will play with all the pretty Angels!"
"Of course you will!"
Replies Frances.
"Because, you're my Special and Perfect Son!"
...
"The only problem was Kevin wasn't the Perfect and Special son?"
"Because he smoked cigarettes!"
(Fireball Hell brand)
"And, he was only six bottles old!"
...
"Kevin, why are you constantly hacking all the time?"
"You know it's going to be the death of you!"
Wonders Francis.
...
"Hello is this 9-11?"
"Yes ma'am.'
"And, what's your emergency?"
"Well, it's my son Kevin!"
"He stopped breathing!"
"Can you come here quickly?"
"I live at 144 Fireball Lane Fireball County, New Jersey."
...
"Nurse Ball?"
"Yes, Doctor Fire?"
"As a result of the young man smoking."
"It appears he died of cancer."
"Them Damned Fireball Hell smokes?"
"That's the second one we lost in Mercy Hospital in less than two days!"
...
(Death Number Eight Nate Hate!)
"Nate Hate eas a chubby little Fireball."
"And, always being picked on at 'Fireball Central High.'
...
"Yes, all the kids hated him so much because he didn't look as perfect as everybody else!"
"For the most part."
"The kids wore yellow and red."
"While Nate wore only Black!"
...
"Hey Sally?"
"There at goes that Nate Hate kid again!"
"Wearing that ugly Black!"
"Disqusting!'
Replies Violet.
...
"On Monday Nate decided that he wants to get even?"
"So, his plan was quite simple."
"To burn down the entire School!"
"But somehow when he lit the match?'
"And, that he was of alcohol content?"
"He burned himself up?"
...
"As I was returning home from the locker."
"I noticed the last Fireball, plastic, bottle was replaced?"
"With a melted one?"
The End?
Approximate Word Count: 1196.