General Non-Fiction posted August 22, 2019 |
This time will be different.
The Diet Diaries
by Heather Knight
August 23rd, 2019
Dear Diary,
I have decided...
Please don't interrupt. Let me at least explain. I know you are tired of hearing the same story again and again, but this time it's for real.
So... as I was saying before you rudely butted in, I've decided to go on a diet. In fact, I started two days ago, but I was too busy feeling sorry for myself to have time to write about it.
I know I've tried to lose weight on countless occasions, most times unsuccessfully, but this time is going to be different.
You don't believe it? Well, to start with, now I have the help of a nutritionist. And it's not cheap, so I'd better make it work.
On paper, my diet sounds quite good. Three main meals and four snacks a day. Of course most of it is vegetables, fruit and protein. No bread, no pizza, no cake...
And some of the snacks aren't filling at all. Take for example the diet jelly I devoured ten minutes ago. Just one calorie. My son says you can tell the low-calorie content by the taste... or lack of.
Anyway, I'll be eating a yoghurt in a moment. Sooner rather than later. My beloved cat is starting to look like a chicken to me.
August 23rd, 2019
Dear Diary,
I have decided...
Please don't interrupt. Let me at least explain. I know you are tired of hearing the same story again and again, but this time it's for real.
So... as I was saying before you rudely butted in, I've decided to go on a diet. In fact, I started two days ago, but I was too busy feeling sorry for myself to have time to write about it.
I know I've tried to lose weight on countless occasions, most times unsuccessfully, but this time is going to be different.
You don't believe it? Well, to start with, now I have the help of a nutritionist. And it's not cheap, so I'd better make it work.
On paper, my diet sounds quite good. Three main meals and four snacks a day. Of course most of it is vegetables, fruit and protein. No bread, no pizza, no cake...
And some of the snacks aren't filling at all. Take for example the diet jelly I devoured ten minutes ago. Just one calorie. My son says you can tell the low-calorie content by the taste... or lack of.
Anyway, I'll be eating a yoghurt in a moment. Sooner rather than later. My beloved cat is starting to look like a chicken to me.
Dear Diary,
I have decided...
Please don't interrupt. Let me at least explain. I know you are tired of hearing the same story again and again, but this time it's for real.
So... as I was saying before you rudely butted in, I've decided to go on a diet. In fact, I started two days ago, but I was too busy feeling sorry for myself to have time to write about it.
I know I've tried to lose weight on countless occasions, most times unsuccessfully, but this time is going to be different.
You don't believe it? Well, to start with, now I have the help of a nutritionist. And it's not cheap, so I'd better make it work.
On paper, my diet sounds quite good. Three main meals and four snacks a day. Of course most of it is vegetables, fruit and protein. No bread, no pizza, no cake...
And some of the snacks aren't filling at all. Take for example the diet jelly I devoured ten minutes ago. Just one calorie. My son says you can tell the low-calorie content by the taste... or lack of.
Anyway, I'll be eating a yoghurt in a moment. Sooner rather than later. My beloved cat is starting to look like a chicken to me.
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Yes, I'm on a diet. Yes, I'm hungry. No, don't worry, I won't be eating the cat.
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