It was a romantic comedy by the fifth-grade class.

Dave was to say to Melissa, "Hark fair maiden, I came to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope."

Johnny was supposed to say, "Ah, love's sweet epistle"

Dave stepped on Melissa's foot, and she said, "Ouch, you jerk!"

Then Dave said, "Uh, hark fair maiden, I came to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap!"

Then Johnny said, "Uh,.love shot a pistol, err. a pistol shot of love. Ah baloney, I didn't wanna be in this stupid play anyway!"

Best play ever!