Humor Poetry posted July 14, 2019


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The famous imaginary Elvis Snotwhistle

The Demise of Elvis Snotwhistle

by Robert Zimmerman

Ole Elvis was a nasty jerk
He hated everyone at work
He hated everyone at home
They shipped his body off to Rome
 
The Romans shipped his body back
They said he was an awful hack
They said he had an ugly soul
So now he’s down here in this hole

 


Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person.

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No one appreciated Elvis while he was here and it appears they didn�??�?�¢??t think too much of him when he was gone.
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