Humor Poetry posted June 25, 2019

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rhymed toilet humour

Advance Apology (In Bad Taste)

by Debra White

Unsavoury rhymes are
uncouth and absurd
and probably best off
unread and unheard...

*** (you have been warned!) ***

You should see the size of
the poo in the loo.
It's bloomin' enourmous -

as big as Peru!

You should see the size of
the log in the bog.
It's flippin' gigantic -
the bog is aclog.

I just can't believe a
child parted with that,
without tears or trauma -
I take off my hat!



I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I know, I need to grow up!

This poem was inspired (yeah, inspired LOL) by an occurrence at work this morning.

A little boy in the class I work in, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Mrs White, there's a massive shit in the toilet and I can't make it go away!"

After chastising him on his choice of language, I went to investigate the shituation (snigger!) He wasn't exaggerating one bit. It was HUGE!

I had to lock the door from the outside, put an 'out of use' sign on it and leave a message for the cleaning staff who were coming in later, to 'please deal with it.'


uncouth - lacking good manners
loo - toilet
bog - toilet
aclog - clogged up

If you say that you take your hat off to someone, you mean that you admire them for something that they have done.

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