General Fiction posted June 14, 2019 |
profiling
Eight Questions
by LIJ Red
What did I want to be as a kid?
A disgustingly rich, handsome and athletic pirate.
If I could do anything for a day?
I'd watch that stone get rolled away.
How often do I buy clothes?
Like Jack Reacher, when I need a change. There is about a long ton of dirty laundry in my basement.
My warning label?
No $%^&* sense of humor whatever most of the time.
One food for life?
The double- cheese- everything and frosty I had at Wendy's the day they opened in Dalton, half a liftetime ago
If money was no object.
I'd restore my car and truck, fix my roof, paint my house and buy a lotta computer crap and then start a charity mission of my own. One not infested with CEOs and other thieves.
If I had a superpower?
Perception and Telekinesis, from about a kilo to the molecular level. (bye bye tophi, 'rhoids and polyps, and fat cells)
Glass is half what, full or empty?
I think I have a half a glass of dismal doodoo.
What did I want to be as a kid?
A disgustingly rich, handsome and athletic pirate.
If I could do anything for a day?
I'd watch that stone get rolled away.
How often do I buy clothes?
Like Jack Reacher, when I need a change. There is about a long ton of dirty laundry in my basement.
My warning label?
No $%^&* sense of humor whatever most of the time.
One food for life?
The double- cheese- everything and frosty I had at Wendy's the day they opened in Dalton, half a liftetime ago
If money was no object.
I'd restore my car and truck, fix my roof, paint my house and buy a lotta computer crap and then start a charity mission of my own. One not infested with CEOs and other thieves.
If I had a superpower?
Perception and Telekinesis, from about a kilo to the molecular level. (bye bye tophi, 'rhoids and polyps, and fat cells)
Glass is half what, full or empty?
I think I have a half a glass of dismal doodoo.
A disgustingly rich, handsome and athletic pirate.
If I could do anything for a day?
I'd watch that stone get rolled away.
How often do I buy clothes?
Like Jack Reacher, when I need a change. There is about a long ton of dirty laundry in my basement.
My warning label?
No $%^&* sense of humor whatever most of the time.
One food for life?
The double- cheese- everything and frosty I had at Wendy's the day they opened in Dalton, half a liftetime ago
If money was no object.
I'd restore my car and truck, fix my roof, paint my house and buy a lotta computer crap and then start a charity mission of my own. One not infested with CEOs and other thieves.
If I had a superpower?
Perception and Telekinesis, from about a kilo to the molecular level. (bye bye tophi, 'rhoids and polyps, and fat cells)
Glass is half what, full or empty?
I think I have a half a glass of dismal doodoo.
Phyllis suggested this. Lee said I was a curmudgeon. (that shoe fit rather well)
Anyhow, my muse is hustling her walker down a boardwalk in Cuncan so I answered the eight questions...
Tomb photo from Pixabay
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and 2 member cents. Anyhow, my muse is hustling her walker down a boardwalk in Cuncan so I answered the eight questions...
Tomb photo from Pixabay
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