I spent much of last night scrolling, for good words that rhyme with bowling
All I'll say is Thank God for old rhymezone
Now as my mind is slowing, the right words are finally flowing
And it's firing up my testosterone.

Now life can be so controlling, when you take your girl out bowling
You're so afraid of things you may mutter
Something about J K Rowling, as you're slowly homeward strolling
Or when your ball headed down the gutter.

Remember it's like patrolling, a beach where big waves are rolling
And the sun is burning warm on your skin
Your heart is up and racing, tonight she seems intent on chasing
And that's better than a strike when you win.