Humor Poetry posted April 22, 2019

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I am not Purfect contest entry

If I Could Rime

by DragonSkulls

You see I'm not all that purfect
when my spell cheker just doesn't work.
Nor does my rimer for riming.
A word that I no rimes is jerk.

If my gramer was a little more purfect
I'd win every contest I'd join.
The commas, would fall in their places.
Well crap, here's a word...groin.

If my rhythm was a little more purfect
the flow wood slide from the tung.
My verse wood sound much like music.
Dang it...Bung.

As you see I'm not all that purfect.
I'd die without online support.
I'm surely no Shakespere in waiting.
Uhhhh...I have a wart.

So pleez be kind in your rating
Five stars are what everyone gives.
And no, that I am not purfect
on Earth...where I often live?


I Am Not Perfect writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a poem about a flaw that you see in yourself.
Pays one point and 2 member cents.

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