Humor Poetry posted April 21, 2019 Chapters: Prologue 1 -1- 1... 

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Your trash is my treasure

A chapter in the book OMG I wrote a poetry book

I'm trying to take it with me

by Earl Corp

My biggest flaw is we're hoarders,
My stuff exceeds my house borders,
From door to door,
Ceiling to floor,

I can get there without fail,
Let me bust a trail,
No need to be rash,
Quit calling it trash,

From room to room,
It's too much for a broom,
I have fifty single socks,
I'm not getting rid of that box,

I have all my Hot Wheels cars,
I'll need those empty jelly jars,
Those concert shirts from 1983,
Will once again fit me,

I have collected 1000 beer cans,
Hey my mom made those afghans,
Horse hoof bookends aren't crass,
They actually give the joint class,

Every single cranny and nook,
Is filled with a valuable comic book,
That copper jello mold,
Should never be sold,

No one escapes,
From my videotapes,
I need a trip to the dump,
To get rid of that clump,

This may not be smooth,
Maybe I ought to move,
Or better yet,
A bulldozer is a safe bet.

I Am Not Perfect writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a poem about a flaw that you see in yourself.



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