Satire Poetry posted April 13, 2019


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POTUS Hair Style

Callithumpian* Goose at 'Gaggle'

by Mark D. R.

 press gaggle on lawn
orange hair uniquely coiffed --
squawking goose at mike



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*A FanStory unusual word contest included this word in a member's post. Merriam Webster is considering "callitrumpian' as an adjective that describes a 21st century President's hair style. LOL

Callithumpian duck, not the goose shown, is a long-tailed duck: a common sea duck (Clangula hyemalis) of the more northern parts of the northern hemisphere of which the adult male is marked with sharply contrasted black and white and has the middle tail feathers very long and slender and the female is plainer and lacks the long tail feathers.

In Trump's case, he is by no means 'slender' and the opposite of 'plainer' is true for his wife. And that is not 'fake news.'

Often, a (presidential) press gaggle may occur at the White House's Rose Garden location.

(illustration selected from FanArt)
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Artwork by avmurray at FanArtReview.com

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