Humor Poetry posted March 25, 2019


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WHY EARTH.com

by DragonSkulls

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Billboard:
WHY EARTH.com
DOOMSDAY SALE.
Hurry, time is running out.
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ON THE MOON.
Craterfront properties available while supplies last.
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Magazine add:
Why "WHY EARTH PROPERTIES?"
One thing we can't deny, the Earth is nearly depleted
of all its natural resources. Some day soon, all the
countries will gladly constitute war to lay claim to
these resources. But you won't have to worry. You'll
be watching the Earth's downfall from your patio, in
your new craterfront Moon property. Spaces are limited
so don't wait until earth's destroyed before looking into
our opportunities. It'll be much harder finding a home
after the apocalypse.

Just, imagine, you won't have to watch the eclipse
anymore...you'll be the eclipse.


Here is just some of what we offer for free:
1. Free shuttle transportation to your new home, provided
by the world class, one way, 'Get Me Out Of Here' Shuttle
Services.

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3. Your first two months of breathable oxygen are free on us.
A $16,000.00 value absolutely free.

4. Complimentary gravity boots to keep you and your family grounded.

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watching the earth's nuclear fireworks on Button day.

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or give us a call at 1-800-WHY-EARTH
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Don't procrastinate, a lunar lifestyle awaits.


 


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I had to make this in 'Poem' format because in story mode, the
picture was a good amount smaller and we just can't have that
after all the work I put into creating the billboard. Lol.

Thanks for reading this silliness.
DS
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