We just parted company
After problems so many
Some eighteen months ago
We had reached a real low

He stalks me daily
It can be quite scary
Unannounced he just appears
And then as quickly disappears

As he has no phone
At him I cannot moan
He has no known address
To report him quite pointless

He is filled with resentment
About his replacement
Ignore him I try
But I hope he'll soon die!

Amputated leg
Replaced by a peg
Stalker is phantom
Appearing at random