Humor Poetry posted March 13, 2019 |
Contest Entry (Limerick)
Paddy Perks Up Post Pint
by Debra White
The Writin' o' the Green Contest Winner
There was a young fellow named Paddy (a simple and slow kind of laddie) He sped up a little whilst having a tipple of stout down the pub with his daddy. |
The story continues with Paddy getting completely drunk and losing his virginity to the flirty barmaid (Alas! I had to remove stanza 2 to comply with the contest requirements!)
Stout: A kind of strong dark beer brewed with roasted malt or barley.
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. Stout: A kind of strong dark beer brewed with roasted malt or barley.
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