Humor Poetry posted March 11, 2019

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An ongoing joke about green poop culminates in a poem.

Green Poop

by Xian Ding

Green poop: tastes nice.
It smells like: fried rice.
The more that you eat it.
The more you just can't beat it.
So when your poop is looking brown,
Go turn your frown quick upside down,
Just take a squat and have a smile,
Meditate on green for a while,
Then make some haste and have pea soup,
This will guarantee green poop.
Try some spinach, brocoli
Purple nacho chips, silly!
Leafy veggies are good for green,
Giardia makes aquamarine!
What you need is salmonella,
Try raw eggs, you brown-pooped fella!
Just drink a jug of grape Kool-Aid,
And soon you'll have some green poop made!

Rhyming Poem contest entry

Please do not eat any color of poop. You will get sick.
Pays one point and 2 member cents.

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