Oh, how different this world would be
If cell phones existed throughout History!

"One if by land; two if by sea"?
Please! You can stream it live
On your iPhone tv!

And how 'bout those tribes in the desert:
So lost!
Get a GPS app, Dudes. Don't you know there's no cost?

No "Conspiracy Theories" on who shot our leaders;
All assassins would promptly be seen,
Thanks to Tweeters!

Of course, Norman Rockwell might suffer the most;
Pics of farmers on Smart Phones
Might not sell to The Post.

But if Henry the Eighth had a Tumblr account,
Far, FAR more wives' heads
Would be rolling about!