Piggly Wiggly is having a suit sale,
So he can look sharp when people say 'hail!'

Or is it 'heil!', I'm easily confused and flummoxed,
He's the man with a small brain, but extra stomach

Yes, the discount bin is the preferred place
To shop for a world-class whopper idiot face

A walking, talking, sewer hole, ranting hard on
A cut-rate suit for a no-rate egotistical con

Learned all he knows about the mafia from T. V.
Yes, the Godfather is who he longs to be

Except he forgot, he's not smart enough
All he can do is rant, threaten, and act tough

A toothless tiger escaped from The Bronx Zoo
With no idea of reality or of what to do

"Hurry, these special suits will soon be gone
You can't BE him, but look like The No-Bargain-Bin Don"