General Script posted January 17, 2019

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Scene at an Amusement Park

by Bill Schott

Pons and Ned meet Phyllis Stewart at an amusement park. Pons:  Gee, Ned. This Six Flags amusement park is huge. Ned:  It oughta be, Pons.  They says that Gurnee, Illernoi is the home a Backwards Batman. Pons: I think you're right, Ned. I guess I don't see how that would make it the biggest amusement park. Ned:  Well, ya caint know ever'thin'; right? Pons: Right, Ned.  Hey, look!  It's Phyllis Stewart! Ned:  Ain't she the lady what says, "It's a good thing"? Pons:  No, Ned. Ned:  Oh, okay. Pons steps over to the woman and extends his hand. Pons: Hi, Phyllis! Ned: Was you on Star Wars? Pons whispers loudly to Ned Pons:  That was Patrick Stewart, Ned. It was Star Trek. He was a man. A bald man. Ned:  Don't you mean SHE was a bald man, Pons? Pons: No, Ned, I really don't. Phyllis:  Hello, young man. Do we know one another? Pons:  No, not really.  I have read your books though. Repentance was one. What's the right thing to do besides going to jail? Ned:  I figure this here trip to the 'musmint park is a righter thin' then that. Phyllis:  He's funny, I think.  Pons: Detour! The one about losing your memory. Ned:  That when folks git that chest operation. Pons? Pons: No, Ned. It definitely is not.  Phyllis: Maybe I should be on my way? Ned: Wernt you married ta Dr. Z on that supra heera movie? Pons: That's 'X', Pons. She was not -- Ned: Sorry. Dint know yall split up. Pons: I'm sorry, Ms Stewart.  Uh, I remember your novel Speechless, with the blocked memories. Ned: When babies gotta go to the bottle? Pons: No, Ned. Phyllis:  He's charming. Ned: I dint mean ta charm nobody. Sorry, Mrs. Z. Pons:  She's not Mrs. Z, Ned. Leaning over to Pons Ned: Oh, right -- DEEvorst. Pons: Snapshots!  I remember that one with the magic camera. Ned:  I had one a them when I was a kid. Pons:  A magic camera, Ned? Ned holds his arms out and shapes his hands as if holding a camera. Ned: Sure. I jist goes up ta folks and says  'Click'.  They gets posed and says 'Cheese', kinda like they dunt 'spec'ly like cheese. Pons: I remember the time travel one.  Phyllis:  Island.  I'm sorry, fellas, But I have to find someone here. Pons: Maybe we could help.  Who is it? Phyllis:  His name is Bowling. Do you know him too? Ned: Does he roll around and run inta thin's?  Spends time in the gutter? Phyllis:  That's him.  Pons:  Here's someone rushing over. Ned:  He might be a superverted villain. Phyllis:  Right again. Thomas:  What the hell, Phyllis?  Phyllis:  Thomas Bowling, this is Pons, I gather, from our conversation. And this is Ned. Ned: Where's yer ball? Thomas: Where's my ball? It's right here, turd,   Dropping his trousers.   next to his brother."  Ned:  Holding out his arms.   Click!  Got ya wit yer pants down, Tum-ass. Pons:  So sorry, folks. We'll be going now. Ned:  We're goin' to the Backward Batman. Thomas:  You may want to start on the kiddie ride, Rear end  Robin. Phyllis:  Pull your pants up -- Tum-ass Pons:  Do you have a new book coming out? I'd love to get a copy. Phyllis:  The Power, Pons. Mind reading. Ned: Guess he don't mind it, Phylillis; he's got all them books, don't he?   Write A Review Recognized Image used by permission from Phyllis Stewart. http://www.pbase.com/image/168692557 Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.