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A chapter in the book Scenes
Scene at a Mock Interview
Ned practices with Pons for a job interview .
Ned: Mighty square a you ta hep me wit my job innerfew, Pons.
Pons: My pleasure, Ned. In today's job market it always pays to be prepared for an interview.
Ned: Go ahead and shoot me some questions and I'll answer the heck outta 'em.
Pons: Right. Okay. Hey, Ned, let's do this from the beginning. Go out of the room and knock on the door.
Ned: Which door do I knock on, Pons?
Pons: This one. Pointing at the room door.
Ned: What fer assackly?
Pons: So you can enter the room to be interviewed.
Ned: This sounds like deys-ya-foo ta me. Pons.
Pons: The reasoning, Ned, is to simulate your first arriving for an interview.
Ned: I thunk we was doin' that right here?
Pons: Okay, Ned. Look. I'll go outside and knock. You be the interviewer and tell me to come in.
Ned: Okeedokee.
Pons walks out of the room and knocks on the door.
Ned: That you, Pons?
Pons: May I come in?
Ned: Do ya know the password?
Pons opens the door and enters the room smiling.
Pons: Hello, sir. My name is Pons. We have a noon appointment.
Ned: It ain't even ten a'clock yet, Mr. Pons. Your a tad early. See ya in a coupla hours.
Pons: Let's just say it's noon now, Ned.
Ned: Well, Mr. Pons, ya got any identerfercation?
Pons: Uh, well, yes, but it's in my car.
Ned: What kinda car ya got?
Pons: Sighing. Look, Ned. Let's switch roles so I can ask the questions.
Ned: Ya sensitive 'bout yer car, Pons.
Pons: No. I would just like to get to the important stuff.
Ned: Well, Pons, ya need a decent car to get ta them places.
Pons: Let's begin. Hi, Ned. Welcome to Pons Enterprises.
Ned: I'm happier than a tape worm in a buddah belly.
Pons: Right. Well I've read your résumé.
Ned: Ya did? What'd it say?
Pons: Okay, Ned. You don't actually have a résumé yet.
Ned: How'd ya read it then?
Pons: Getting a little upset with Ned's lack of cooperation. I'm clarivoiant, Ned. Okay?
Ned: That's why ya left yer identerfercation in the car; ain't it? Yain't Pons; yer Clara Voyant.
Pons: What?
Ned: Ya must a took Pons hostich when he left the room. Where's Pons at Clara? If that's yer real name.
Pons: Staring off into the corner. Pons is in the bathroom, Ned. All a big joke. I'll go get him.
Leaves the room and quickly re-enters.
Ned: Hey, Pons.
Pons: Hey, Ned. Look, let's do this tomorrow. I need to print out some résumé formats so we can build your work history.
Ned: Don't I need a job afore I get a history a jobbin'?
Pons: Haven't you ever worked anywhere, Ned?
Ned: I raked the lawn; chopped up wood fer the fire; and I used ta babysit fer Ma's bingo pardner's neighbor's nanny's mother's sister's daughters' friend's baby.
Pons: Did they pay you?
Ned: Just the one.
Pons: That's a job then, Ned.
Ned: Wow. This innerfewin's somethin' else, fer sure. It ain't even noon yet and I gotta a job.
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