He went away, her child was born
the fun they had, the blow they did!
But now he lives for drugs and porn
and she gets food stamps for the kid.

An uptown dude with rap so fine
turned granny's heart right into stone
poor grampa moved on down the line
and now that cougar's left alone.

The house is bleak, the tide of debt
is deep around three lonely gals.
Guys come and toke but don't forget
there ain't no love, just druggie pals.

A shirtless gangsta came to tell
--twas Christmas Eve and spitting snow--
damn caroleers to go to Hell
and shove their fuggin' ho ho ho.

Old Santy came, the neighbors said
and brought that babe the sweetest toy
they found the scrawny rugrat dead
gone from this house of perfect joy.