| Humor Flash Fiction posted September 18, 2018 |
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Based on a true story
Pardon Me, Do You Have Grey Poupon
by Earl Corp
I had open heart surgery, which relegated me to riding in the back seat in case an air bag deployed. I wasn't happy about being chauffeured by my wife Anna.
Due to pouting, I would take a book to read during the ride.
Anna said, "I get lonely because you don't talk, you read."
"I don't fraternize with the help," I said, as haughtily as I could.
Then the fight started.
75 Words Flash Fiction contest entry
I had open heart surgery, which relegated me to riding in the back seat in case an air bag deployed. I wasn't happy about being chauffeured by my wife Anna.
Due to pouting, I would take a book to read during the ride.
Anna said, "I get lonely because you don't talk, you read."
"I don't fraternize with the help," I said, as haughtily as I could.
Then the fight started.
Due to pouting, I would take a book to read during the ride.
Anna said, "I get lonely because you don't talk, you read."
"I don't fraternize with the help," I said, as haughtily as I could.
Then the fight started.
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