Humor Poetry posted August 23, 2018


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I'm So Famous

by Roxanna Andrews

I'm sure you all know me,
I've been famous for years.
My amazing singing voice,
it brings people to tears.

And my performances on Broadway,
well, there's just no need to say.

Oh, and the invention of the Internet,
that was me too.
Please don't thank me,
but without it, what would we do?

The cell phone, LED lights,
well they were a piece of cake,
and the vomit and doggy doo that is all fake?
Well of course that was me poo.
 (I meant to say too.)

I am so brilliant, I'm amazed I have friends,
(That's why I invented Facebook).
Upon me it seems the whole world depends.

So if you will excuse me, I'm in a rush,
I'm having lunch with Elon Musk.
I'm to be the first female pilot to Mars,
I'm dropping off a fleet of my air driven cars.

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This was a challenge by Joy Graham to write a poem of pure fiction about ourselves. Well I could still go to Mars one day. I think a few of my relatives live there.
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