"Cat-A-Fied!"
Written on August 2018
By Doctor Ricky 1024
"Katharine Onyx?"
Yes Mommy?
"When you grow you are gonna have BABIES!"
Okay Mommy.
One Year Later...
...
"John?"
Yes Kate.
"It's that wild cat again at the porch door!"
"Well, what do you want me to do about it Kate?
Asks John.
"John the poor things hungry?"
"It won't stop crying!"
...
Two weeks later, Kate posted on 'Craig's List,' "Free Cat."
That's where I come in.
I recently lost a cat and my cat Garfield was lonely.
So, Me and my friend Brett went to Abseian, in New Jersey.