| Humor Non-Fiction posted July 23, 2018 |
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Kids!
The Reason's Simple
by damommy
Morgan! Olivia! Get yourselves over here this minute. Why on earth were you fighting?
Because Olivia made me mad, Miss Henderson.
What did she do that made you so mad?
I don’t know. She just did.
Olivia? What did you do?
I don’t remember, Miss Henderson.
Well, whatever it was, it’s time to shake hands and make up. You’ve been friends since kindergarten. You don’t want to break up, now, do you?
No, ma’am.
No, ma’am.
By the way, Morgan, why did you keep chasing Olivia across the playground after it was all over?
I wasn’t through hitting her yet.
Humorous Dialog contest entry
Morgan! Olivia! Get yourselves over here this minute. Why on earth were you fighting?
Because Olivia made me mad, Miss Henderson.
What did she do that made you so mad?
I don’t know. She just did.
Olivia? What did you do?
I don’t remember, Miss Henderson.
Well, whatever it was, it’s time to shake hands and make up. You’ve been friends since kindergarten. You don’t want to break up, now, do you?
No, ma’am.
No, ma’am.
By the way, Morgan, why did you keep chasing Olivia across the playground after it was all over?
I wasn’t through hitting her yet.
Because Olivia made me mad, Miss Henderson.
What did she do that made you so mad?
I don’t know. She just did.
Olivia? What did you do?
I don’t remember, Miss Henderson.
Well, whatever it was, it’s time to shake hands and make up. You’ve been friends since kindergarten. You don’t want to break up, now, do you?
No, ma’am.
No, ma’am.
By the way, Morgan, why did you keep chasing Olivia across the playground after it was all over?
I wasn’t through hitting her yet.
Best friends fuss and then make up.
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