Smokey, my dog: 'Are you pregnant?'

Deer: 'Why do you ask that?'

'Your bellies seem to get so awe fully big.'

'Is that all, maybe we get fed to much by certain people.'

'I also notice a enormous behavioural change.'

'Like what then?'

'You don't like me as much as you usually do, somehow.'

'Shall we tell you our secret?'

'Yes, please do.'

'Most of us are highly pregnant. The babies are due in June.'

'Watch it, my boss will take many photos of you and your babies.

She knows exactly where you hide them. As she saw them a few

years before too.'

'We don't mind that at all, as we know her well too.'