Seroquel, oh Seroquel!
You're such a tiny, odd-
colored, little pill.

Who made you up, Seroquel?
Did they know your effect
after paying bill?

You knock me down, Seroquel!
My energy, you drink.
No talk, had my fill.

Sleep I succumb, Seroquel.
Nothing disturbs my mind.
Wake with freezing chill.

Seroquel, these things I tell.
Gaining twenty pounds sucks.
On the shelf you dwell.