Whenever my neighbour passed the door
she was green with envy at what she saw.
She'd pass my house each day of the week
always trying to take a peek.

I'd stare at her but she'd scurry by
never looking me in the eye.
So proud was I that come what may
I'd always have them on display
cos' to me they're more precious
than diamonds or rubies.
I love to show off my big new boobies.