General Script posted April 6, 2018 | Chapters: | ...30 31 -32- 33... |
a one scene script
A chapter in the book Scenes
Scene at a Dentist Office (Part 1)
by Bill Schott
Pons and Ned meet at a dentist's office waiting room. Pons: Hey, Ned. Glad you called me about going to the dentist. So you want me to hold your hand while this --- Dr. Dennis -- gives you the once over? Ned: I s'pose. Got a card in the mail said I, or da current resident, ought to stop in fer a freebie check up. Pons: When were you here last? Ned: Last time I was HERE, this weren't a tooth-guy buildin', but Mrs. Dapoppalo's rasberrah patch. Pons: Holy cow, Ned! This fellow Dr. Dennis has been here twelve years. Where did you go before then? Ned: Ma used ta do my teethes at home. Pons: Aunt Nelly was a dentist? Ned: She was more a wad I'd call a pullist. Pons: Gee, Ned. Have you ever been to a dentist? Ned: Oh yeah. Granddaddy used ta brush my teethes after he done the shitlin pony and Barksalot. Pons: I remember your folks had a Shetland pony. I don't recall a dog. Ned: Barksalot had his own room upstairs. He were a bit ova rackloose. Pons: When I came over you came from upstairs, were there two rooms up there? Ned: Naw. I slept in the attic. Pons: The dog slept in a room and you slept in the attic? Ned: I thunk I gist said that, Pons. You got some ah dat laughin' gas a'ready. Pons: No, I haven't been in yet. So your Grandfather would brush the horse's teeth, the dog's, and THEN yours. Ned: Now wouldn't dat be dumb, Pons? Pons: It sure would, accepting the whole concept anyway. Ned: Barksalot was first, cuz he were older'n me. Then Me and THEN Black Beauty. Pons: The pony's name was Black Beauty? Wasn't it beige and white? Ned: I dun folla? Pons: Never mind, Ned. How was Barksalot older than you? Ned: Gosh, Ned. The critter aged seven years to my one. He coulda got a driver's license afore I coulda crossed da street on my own. Pons: So you've never been to a dentist's office, like today? Ned: Nope. Dis'll be ma first proofashional cleanin'. Pons: I hope you don't have any cavities. Ned: Shouldn't. I took a shurer and doused my sweaty places wit rubbin' alkeyhall.
I am suggesting ...cavities... sounds like ...scabies... to Ned.
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and 2 member cents. Scabies (skay bees) Image from Google |
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