Dear Mr. President:

You act like a clown
Not a man of renown
You speak with that stupid frown
Who knows not the difference
of a verb from a noun

All day you curse and you mope
You twitter and sound like a dope
You refuse to testify
'cause everyone knows that you lie

You're the king of the con
One day you'll be gone
Then we'll all reunite
be rid of this blight