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Bee World 9
A chapter in the book Scenes
Scene at a Bee Farm
by Bill Schott
Ned meets Pons at a Bee Farm. The scene opens with Ned completely covered in honey bees to the point of total opacity. Pons: Ned!? Is that you?! Ned: Hmmff-bzzzzzzz-mmm Pons: So you let a couple of bees land on you? Ned: Hmmphfff-bzzz-bzzzz-mmmtff Pons: And they kept landing more and more? Ned: Hmm-hmm mmmff-bzzzzzzz-mmm Pons: How long did it take to cover you like this? Ned rakes his fingers across his mouth to speak more freely Ned: Them flitters was on me faster'n a Mahatma on a meat pie. Ouch! Pons: What happened!? Ned: Dang flitta 'tung ma tongue! Pons: So, I gather you call the bees flitters? Ned: Suh. Cwittahs ut fwy. Pons: Critters that fly? Right. Your tongue most be ballooning. We'll need to get you to see a doctor. Ned: Hmmphfff-bzzz-bzzzz-mmmtff Pons: You might want to talk with bees all over you all the time. It's easier to understand you. To answer your question, they can take the bees off with steam. Ned: Hmmff-bzzzzzzz-mmm? Pons: No, not a team. Steam. Hot vapor. Ned: Hmff-mmm-bzzzz Pons: No, we won't be going to a spa; they have a steamer here. Ned: Hmmff-Hmmff-bzzz zzzz-mmm bzzz. Pons: Yes, they ought to put a spa in here at the bee farm. Ned: Hmmff-bzzzzzzz-mmm Pons: Right. A bear petting zoo and a honey-covered pillow fight competition would likely double their sales. Ned: Hmmff-bzzzzzzz-mmm? Pons: Why did we come here? Well, Ned, I said to meet me at that yard sale NEXT to the Bee Farm. We were going to go garage 'saleing'. Ned: Hmmff-hmmff mmmm mmmm bzzzzzzz? Pons: No, Ned. You won't need a life vest.
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