This is a poem about a high-profile politician of tangerine appearance, who shall remain nameless. His lawyer claims to have paid, on his behalf, the sum of $130,000 to a porn actress to keep quiet about an "alleged" affair many years ago.

When asked how they could possibly have committed such a despicable act with someone completely devoid of moral character, and a total blight on society, the porn actress simply responded "I was drunk".

Today's word:

vinomadefied (adj.) utterly soaked in wine.


My much-treasured Christmas present for 2017 is a book by Paul Anthony Jones: "The cabinet of linguistic curiosities". Each page contains a descriptive story about some obscure or archaic word. It occurred to me it would be a fun exercise to try and write, each day, a poem featuring the "word of the day" from the book.

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