General Poetry posted January 31, 2018 Chapters:  ...29 30 -31- 32... 


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sometimes, things get out of hand

A chapter in the book A Potpourri of Poetic Curiosities

A storm in a teacup

by CD Richards


His Highness, Prince Floyd, a little annoyed,
said, "You were improperly brought up!
You'll find, my dear friend (now, on this depend),
the phrase is a storm in a teacup!"

So hog-wrangler Hank, as straight as a plank,
while filling his shotgun with buckshot,
said, "You've got it wrong, you'd best git along,
I swear it's tempest in a teapot!"

For hours they debated, the angst escalated,
The scuffle was vicious and frantic.
By quarter to four, they'd both declared war,
come seven, it spanned the Atlantic.

In terms of the cost, in lives that were lost,
some say that it numbered in millions;
but the true tragedy of this foul enmity-
almost half of the dead were civilians.


Let's learn from this tale, let good sense prevail,
before any battlefront widens.
Avoid mounting deaths, abide shibboleths,
put an end to brewing euroclydons.

 




Today's word:

euroclydon (n.) a huge storm.

"But not long after there arose against it a tempestuous wind, called Euroclydon."

-Acts of the Apostles 27:14

Today's word means "storm". While mulling over possible approaches to presenting this in a poem, the phrase "storm in a teacup" crossed my mind. It occurred to me then that I cannot think of any better example of irony than an argument over the particular choice of wording in this analogy.

The first known phrase with this meaning was created by Cicero around 52BC...
"Exitabat fluctus in simpulo", or "stirring up billows in a ladle". Interestingly (since this is often viewed as an English vs American debate), both of the phrases referred to in the poem are believed to have originated in Scotland, in the early 19th century.

My much-treasured Christmas present for 2017 is a book by Paul Anthony Jones: "The cabinet of linguistic curiosities". Each page contains a descriptive story about some obscure or archaic word. It occurred to me it would be a fun exercise to try and write, each day, a poem featuring the "word of the day" from the book.

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