Humor Poetry posted December 29, 2017

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A little ditty to make you smile.

I Hate Veggies

by zekeziemann

Most veggies taste like ground up bricks.
I can really hardly bear 'em.
But I have learned some little tricks
and here's how I prepare 'em:

I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it most of my life.
They do taste kinda funny,
But it keeps 'em on the knife.

And turnips used to make me gag.
Now I burn them with a lighter.
Then they really are not too bad,
And they provide good fiber.

And asparagus is another
Veggie food I used to fear.
So now I simply smother
it in favorite brands of beer.

With rhubarb God gave us a test:
"Do not take My name in vain!"
Stirred with gin I found works best,
Then curses don't pour forth like rain.

Put broccoli on a shingle of wood.
Add spices and stir to inter-mingle.
Charbroil until the food smells good.
Scrape off the broccoli and eat the shingle.

Not funny but funny writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a humorous or silly poem about something you dislike. Any style of poetry is welcomed. Length is up to you. See announcement for ideas.

It is my intention to give the reader a smile and to win the contest. Enjoy.
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