Humor Poetry posted December 13, 2017

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If I had my rathers

My Monster of Choice

by Wetbelly01

Of the Four Monsters... Dracula, the Werewolf, the Mummy or the Frankenstein Monster.
If I could choose my fate, I'd not hesitate... My choice would not be difficult.
I do believe I'd prefer to be.... The Werewolf.

Because you see... I could roam free. indiscriminately marking my territory.
By the full moonlight... My enemies I'd eat, oh my what a treat!
My sexual prowess would increase and undeniably be better than it is now.

The only thing that truly I'd fear, would not be silver bullet or spear.
It would unequivocally be..... The dreaded Barber's Chair!

Horror Hi-jinks contest entry


Scary thought isn't it?!...
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