Here lies Mr.Piss 'n Moan
He woke up with a tutt 'n grunt
Every day there was a new pain
He hated a change in routine
He objected to being bored
No one gave him proper care
Drivers were out to get him
Female golfers were unjust
Fellow golfers all cheats.
His health was 'bad'
But no one made a fuss
His beer was warm
His steak was old
He hated early mornings
Resented anything new
R.I.P was tough to do

Hope he's happy and maybe laffin
As his routine never changes
and he's all alone in the coffin
So people can't annoy him