Western Fiction posted September 27, 2017

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Beauty in the Norm

by michaelcahill

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In a world where beauty was the norm, Norm was not a beauty, nor was Norm even normal in the worldly sense this world had set forth as its norm, considering that beauty could never be Norm's norm, and Norm could never attain the beauty to be normal in a world where beauty was uglier than a snake's asshole seen through a kaleidoscope, therefore and hence, wherefore and ergo, Norm would seek an abnormal path like the Normans of old, for normal is in the beauteous ass of the beekeeper's folder. 

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This is but the first line in what will be a trilogy of Western classic novels. I need an agent and financial backing. First come, first serve!

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