Satire Poetry posted June 26, 2017


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The female synoptic chart

A woman is like the weather

by DR DIP

A WOMAN IS LIKE THE WEATHER

A woman is like the weather
Sometimes a pleasant breeze
That change when we're together
She can be hard to please

She can be a force 9 hurricane
She can bring you to your knees
A walking barometer who brings rain
And thunderstorms at ease

A woman can be a sunny day
With a warmth that's so inviting
There are days when ya have to pay
And those aren't very exciting

She can be  one big storm front,
A total low pressure system
Who comes rollin' in to shunt
That's when you try to resist 'em

A guy's life is one big weather map
That weather's always changing
You've just got to weather the crap
No use really complaining!

brave dip



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It's an interesting analogy that a woman is like the weather. I should get many negative comments from my Fanstory female friends just remember take this tongue in cheek as intended.

Brave dip
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