Humor Poetry posted January 13, 2017

This work has reached the exceptional level
making the most of excessive body hair

Hairy Harry

by djsaxon

The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.


I check the guns, they're pumped and proud
I'm almost throwing wood
A narcissistic overload
The body's lookin' good

The pecs are fine, a tapered waist
and abs that just don't quit
Terrific thighs and calves to match
That's just the half of it

I'm blessed with an appendage
that would make some women wary
Problem is, and here's the rub
I'm very bloody hairy

The fuzz begins beneath my chin
and doesn't really end
it wraps around my legs and toes
and threatens to offend

My back is even worse than that
I simply can't get at it
A friend of mine suggested
that I just shampoo and plait it.

I even tried to have it done
but less than half way through
the therapist ran out of wax
there's nothing left to do

I guess I'll just accept my lot
no point in sour grapes
Perhaps I'll score a reboot role
in Planet Of The Apes



I have never revived a post, so this is new fun for me. HAIRY HARRY 'evolved' from a challenge from Closet Poet Jester (love her) to write a poem about excessive hair. This was two years ago. Yeah OK, we got a bit silly she and I. I have been hovering close to the deep and dark side recently and thought it was time to raise the hairy pen LOL. God wouldn't really approve. Just don't tell Him, girls. DJ.
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