Humor Poetry posted October 5, 2016


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I'm Dead And I Don't Like It At All!

by Ogden

Being dead is really a drag,
I'll tell you pal, it's not my bag.
The funeral is no picnic for you,
Watching the mourners pretend to boo-hoo.

Oh yes, you still see what's happening although you're deceased;
Everyone's under the impression you're resting in peace!

You learn who your friends weren't, much too late,
And wish you found out at an earlier date.

Go ahead, say that I'm cynical or a sorehead;
You can take a few liberties when you're newly dead!


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