Humor Poetry posted September 8, 2016

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Funny Poem!

If I Had a Batman Wish!

by krys123

If dreams were my choice and they became real
I'd wish for a hot Batmobile!
That was black and gold and with flames spewing out
and all my friends would watch and shout-

"Here comes the mighty crusader at last,
now we'll party and have a blast.
With the strong masked man with muscles galore
and with my gadgets all in-store-

to use "
POWS! THWACKS! KA-BLAMS! "just as I please,
then I'd be cool with so much ease
and wouldn't go to school and listen to
my mom telling me what to do- 

'cause I'm Cape Crusader who'll never bend,
so don't mess with me or you'll end-
in the Bat-cave, tied up and waiting to die
while I'm eating bat berry pie!



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