Humor Fiction posted August 13, 2016

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My recommended amendments to the constitution.

Amendments to the Constitution

by Thomas Bowling

The first amendment addition that I would like to see would be the repeal of the Twenty First Amendment, which repealed the Eighteenth Amendment against alcohol. I don't know how the numbering system would work on this, but I'm sure congress would figure something out.

Except this time the ban on alcohol, would only apply to Bush beer and Rolling Rock. I have a bartender friend who says he laughs every time someone comes into his bar and orders Bush. Rolling Rock, well, because it's Rolling Rock. Do I really need to explain this?

Next, I would like to see the Nineteenth Amendment repealed, which gave women the right to vote. For God's sake Hillary could be our next president, but then again it could be Trump. Maybe we could debate this some more.

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