Though I've traveled all around the world,
I've not been in Cognito.
In Cognito no-one recognizes you.
Your friends will walk on by
And never look you in the eye.
Because you look different when you're in Cognito.

Cahoots is somewhere else I've never been in.
You can't be in Cahoots all by yourself.
You can't go there on your own
They won't let you in alone
Cos you must be in Cahoots with someone else.

I would really like to travel to Conclusions.
But you have to jump there and I'm not that good.
I would much rather fly,
Well I couldn't jump that high
But I would jump to Conclusions if I could.

Yet I have been in Sane so bloody often,
Driven there by family and friends.
They've also driven me to Drink
Which is closer than you'd think.
It's right there when they drive me round the bend.