Humor Fiction posted September 26, 2015

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No Hard Feelings

by CD Richards

The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
So, you think my magnificent entry wasn't worthy of your puerile competition? The piece of rubbish that won was drier than a dead dingo's donger! What's your criteria for success? Who do I have to sleep with to get a win around here?

The contest committee wouldn't know a perfect piece of prose if it jumped up and bit them on the bum. My spelling is impeckable, and my command of the rules of grammar is something with what which you should have the greatest respect of.

You and the rest of the no-talent hacks around here can take your jumped-up, hootin'-tootin', high-falutin', namby-pamby, haughty-taughty competition and bury it up your colon!

Yours sincerely,

(A writer whose quill you're not worthy to lick)


Can I please have my entry fee back?

Loser's reaction to contest result writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Imagine you've entered a site or member sponsored contest/prompt, and the result has just been announced.

You didn't win, and you're angry at the result.

List your grievances, in PROSE and NOT poetry format. You may abuse the winner, or contest winners in general, as much as you like, but you MUST NOT mention any member's name, or even hint at it by offering clues as to their identity (including country of residence). You may say, 'he', 'she' or 'they', but that's it.

No individual contests may be referred to.

Minimum 50 words.

Maximum 250 words.

Please to not promote above 52 cents, with a PROSE certificate.

'Description' MUST include word count, and NOTHING else.

No author notes whatsoever.

No music, artwork or fancy presentations allowed.

Plain text with ONE background colour, and ONE text colour only, presented in straight lines.

Pays one point and 2 member cents.

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