I do my ablutions in company

I rarely take showers alone

I enjoy creepy families

And usually there's more than

Just one.


My wife often wonders about me

Says, "Who are you talking to, dear?"

I say, "Just my many legged family,

they're always waiting in here."


I try not to drown them while washing

They seem to be having no fear

They just move elsewhere for safety

They know I am not long in there.