My brother's always hangin' 'round.
He sticks to me like glue.
You'd think that it would bother me.
He follows everything I do.

He thinks that he's as big as me.
Wouldn't that bother you?
You'll find him always underfoot.
He wants so bad to do things too.

'Course he's a bit misillusioned
'Bout his abilities,
But that doesn't stop him tryin'
The many possibilities.

I'm tired of him underfoot,
And often getting hurt.
So, I've thought of a solution
Meant to protect the little squirt.

The kid really isn't heavy --
Lighter than a boulder.
I thought I'd simply lift him up,
And just put him on my shoulder.

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He's no burden
He's no bother
He ain't heavy
He's my brother