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We dubbed them 'Pilgrims'— (fitting name) —

yet no one knew from where they came;

they claimed they came for mankind's good,

they came in May, (we knew they would).





 

Their tone was eerie, even strange!

They'd come in peace — (or so they claimed) —

their dying planet burned and scorched,

set mother earth as their main course.




 

Imagine our shock and surprise,

an emissary — (with bulbous eyes),

passed right on through the White House walls!

Our poor Prez choked on both his balls.

 

“You can't be here, it's just not done,”

The Prez pulled out a loaded gun.

“We came to serve,” the Pilgrim said...

Right then and there, Prez shot him dead...


 

It didn't seem to matter much —

(when all was said and done and such) —

they came to serve us, that is true...

with sweet soy sauce and rice fondue!





 

Like turkeys, now we're rounded up

and made to watch these Pilgrims sup

a horrid Pilgrim day in May

when we're the special of the day.



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