| Mature Poetry posted March 14, 2014 |
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The Rogue is back by upopular demand (see Author notes)
Cock-A-Doodle Doo
by Marillion
The ladies arm the sex alarm To raise the rogue’s impressive charm— The power tool that makes them drool And drills them through and through. The hens have schemes for him, it seems, And so to whet their wettest dreams He now returns for carpet burns, So cock-a-doodle-doo! The rogue is back to snag a snack, To saddle up and fill his sack With ass-less chaps and Jimmy caps, And aims to game a shrew. The poem’s short, but this report Is more to let you ladies sort The order you’re explored before He cock-a-doodles you! |
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Well, I wasn't expected to write a rogue poem, and I was short of time, so I wrote this one on my iPhone from the waiting room at my Dad's doctor's office. The Rogue Series, and FRYdays, are certainly not for everybody, so I invite you to read it if you enjoy this kind of thing, or skip it if you don't. Thanks for reading, or not reading, depending...
Edited to add that this is not a stand-alone piece (like the rogue), but part of a friendly back-and-forth banter with several talented ladies here at FS. If it confuses you, you probably haven't been reading the previous ones, and I'd refer you to my earlier note about skipping it rather than laying a dismissive and passive-aggressive review down. Thanks.
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and 2 member cents. Edited to add that this is not a stand-alone piece (like the rogue), but part of a friendly back-and-forth banter with several talented ladies here at FS. If it confuses you, you probably haven't been reading the previous ones, and I'd refer you to my earlier note about skipping it rather than laying a dismissive and passive-aggressive review down. Thanks.
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