General Poetry posted February 18, 2014


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A traditional Irish limerick, complete with a victim...

When Teddy Bares ALL!!!

by christianpowers

His name is endearing for Edwu'd
Bragged his dork was big as a Redwood

But when 'Teddy bared ALL'
You could hear that tree fall

His timber was nothing but deadwood



LIMERICK writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Please write a fun/rude Limerick.

They are traditionally bawdy, though subtle sexual humour is much preferred to blatant crudeness.

Limericks are written in FIVE lines and have a particular meter and rhyme scheme.

The rhyme scheme is AABBA - 1st, 2nd and 5th lines must have matching perfect rhymes, as must the 3rd and 4th.

Syllable count must be either, 99669 OR 99559.

If in doubt, please 'Google Limericks' for examples.

Please scroll down for an example of mine.

ABSOLUTELY NO (I MEAN 'NO') AUTHOR NOTES ALLOWED.

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