I love spring except for the pollen
It's here, it's there, it's everywhere
My head is spinning, my throat is swollen
This yellow powder is in my hair.

I love spring except for the sneezing
Coughing, wheezing, red eyes burning
Nose that's dripping, it's not pleasing
To my netty pot I'm turning.

I love spring except for the showers
I feel depressed and oh so blue
Though the showers bring the flowers
I wish spring would say adieu.