What All A Reviewing

by Alcreator Litt Dear

Please read Author's Notes. Discover what wise reviewers would escape or would never write

Reviewers know what it's all about reviewing
Few reviewers know understanding is an art in re-viewing
Poor, amateur and weak reviewers write something like negative reviewing
They do not know what is the job of reviewing or re-viewing
They fail to clarify even their words or their views in re-viewing
Wise reviewers avoid par excellence saying like
Or, in general, a wise and helpful reviewer never write like

A positive, professional reviewer escape writing like
Say, a wise reviewer will write never as follows like
Discover what an unwise reviewer will write like

'I can't relate this flower with what I have seen'
'I don't find it's a flower at all'
'I don't like flower at all'

'I think it's something like a flower'
'I'm weak in appreciation of a flower'

'I think it's not a creation, I mean, not a flower'
'I know it, but in our country it's not called a flower'
'I think it's not a flower; I get no fragrance in this flower'

'I know flower must have sweet fragrance, but it doesn't'
'I'm afraid, it's a flower, but it's no creation, apparently, it isn't'

'I'm sorry, it has large petals, I don't like it in summation'
'I like it but, I can't appreciate it a creation'

'I like it but, I find it's not as big as a sunflower'
'I'm dead sure, it's not what we know a flower'

'I know if it's a flower, but without music, it's something dark'
'I find it does not attract me to pluck'

'I'm sorry, it's unsuitable to see here'
'I know my generations hate this flower'

'I hate it for a special personal reason'
'I love lotus, a great flower, for a good reason'

'I can't love it, if I do, it'd be non-patriotic'
'If I say anything good about it, I'll be called non-civic'

'I don't know why I like it the most'
'I say it's my hubby flower the best'

'I know it's loved by my grandson'
'I find it's disliked mostly by my last son'
'I'm sure it's graciously liked by my stepson'
'I see it's hugged privately, and often in public, by my great grandson'

'I find it is born everywhere, why so?'
'I'm afraid, truly with these flowers, I've never seen a flower show'

'I don't know why it's so vaguely created'
'I find no credits in creating a flower, as it is created'

'I'm sorry, a flower has no importance in my living'
'I'm afraid, flower is meaningless in today's state of advanced living'

'I hate saying anything like this about a silly flower'
'I love telling about love, true love, real love, or eternal love, but never a flower'

'I find no reason or fun in creation, why a flower is created'
'I find it's awkward here, if it's so redundantly placed'

'I'm a humanitarian, I regard humans, I like deserts, but dislike flowers'
'I'm a florist, I sell and run my ancestral flower shop as I deal in flowers'

'I'm a poet, telling about a flower, I think, is not writing poetry'
'I'm a fiction writer, but truly, I don't much like poetry'
'I'm a lyricist by profession, I love to hate reviewing poetry'
'I'm a film song writer, I find no worth reading and writing poetry'

'I'm a scriber, I dislike and hate poetry'
'I'm a column writer, I don't like the business of poetry'
'I'm a limerick writer, I least concern reading long or epic poetry'
'I'm an epic poet, I do not entertain little, small or inferior poetry'
'I'm a non-fiction writer and essayist, I don't know much about poetry'
'I'm a playwright, I know a little about this type of poetry'
'I'm a prose writer, I like prose poetry, I hate rhymes, I dislike rhyme poetry'
'I'm a text author and writer, I rarely read and write reviews of poetry'

'I'm an essayist and freelancer writer, I better understand all in issues'
'I'm a physician and editor, I know there're no tissues'

'I'm a novelist, I dislike a commentary on a flower'
'I'm a Propoetic, I write Propoetic on flower'
'I'm a British Indian by birth, I love nothing but a flower'
'I'm an American Indian, I love most a sunflower'
'I'm a French Indian, I love only a daffodil flower'
'I'm an Afghani Indian, I love a poppy flower'
'I'm a Bangladeshi Indian, I love a china rose flower'

'I'm a writer-critic, I find no worth on or interest in this subject'
'I'm a philosopher, I like logic and truth; flower is not my subject'
'I'm a litterateur but, I never keep myself attracted anyway to the subject'

'I'm a teacher, my students do not like this or this type of flower'
'I'm a businessman cum writer, I've no price or worth of a flower
as packaging is my business, I make no flower business, or business in flower '

'I'm a new writer, I do not know anything about this flower'
'I'm a student in a writing school, I don't understand it what is a flower'

'I'm a comment writer, I find no relevance or point of reference of flowers here'
'I'm a critic, I have no passion for colourful flowers, I like only a white flower'

'I'm a freelancer, I don’t see flowers; I dislike reading or writing about a flower'
'I'm an epic writer, I feel sorry and find no fun in thinking about a flower'
'I'm an administrator-writer, I say, to damn with this flower'

'I like, I love God, but it's my right not to say anything about God'
'I don't understand why I'd write a word on or about flowers by God'

'I don't' know what a wise man says of this sort'
'I'm a newbie reviewer, I don't like a flower of this sort'

'I seek apology, I write my first review on this flower'
'I've no experience of seeing this or a sort of this flower'

'I say, it the best but, I don't know what a flower is'
'I never like to offer my thoughts on a flower as it is'

'I don't like it and I do not know how to express my words about a flower'
'I'm afraid I don't understand who created this flower'

'I looked at it and saw it thrice but I didn't understand'
'I saw it many times but I failed to catch the sense and'

'I viewed it but, I couldn't appreciate its muse'
'I re-viewed it honestly, as I never abuse'
'I'm world's top reviewer, I do not know how to make one to confuse'
'I found nothing is there in this work to fuse'

'I loved it well, but truly speaking, I never know why'
'I liked it very much, honestly speaking, but I don't know why'
'I liked it, professionally speaking, but I never think as to why'
'I appreciate it, I swear by God and write about flowers, I never tell a lie'

'I think flower should not be a subject of creation'
'I think God knows better why it's created, a part of His creation'
'I presume flower is a silly object of creation'

'I'm sure I've never seen it before anytime'
'I'm sorry I'm in a hurry, to spare I've no time'
'I do not understand your point this time'
'I fail to understand why you write about flowers some time'

'I'm awfully sorry, I couldn't appreciate it anyway'
'I'm duty bound to say something, so I say'
'I do not read this type of writing, I believe this is the right place to say'

'I dislike this for it has no truthful bearing upon me or it will bear me ever'
'I hate expressing my view anyway about a tiny flower'

'I've seen it, so I've to express myself, so I do'
'I'm in bad time, still I express honestly, as I do'

'I've lost my job, I don't know how it can help me any way'
'I've joined today, I'm sorry, I don't know how to write about it any way'
'I'm new born, how could I express myself better'
'I'm a thirteen year old cute girl, I dislike this ugly flower'
'I'm a doctorate, I know it's not a flower created by God'
'I believe in God, I love my God as my friend, I never understand your God'

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Enjoy this commentary poem.

I seek your apology if you think this is a bit long poem.

I am sure, it is entertaining, I hope you will please to read it fully as repetition is deliberate; I think, repetition is not bad always, it is to entertain you with the diversity in expression of views or viewpoints or points of view that different reviewers, as their words speak they are not wise reviewers, would write on or about or of the same works.

Please read and enrich me with your offer of rich and thoughtful words; I wish to be enriched with the offer of your valuable and rich advice, suggestions or opinions in your reviews; please let me know, if you discover what I have tried to express that how differently, how diversely, how distinctly, how wisely, how interestingly, how ordinarily, or how typically the reviewers from different walks of living, from time to time, have expressed their words, thoughts, opinions, views, viewpoints, suggestions, advice or points in their reviews of my published works on some points.

I have tried to express my commentaries in narrative order; though, I know, my expression is a little abstract in presentation, I appreciate, though you may find it off a traditional style or format, it is my choice, for I wish to give you more and more entertainment, enjoyment in the read, so that you never feel it bad or loss of your precious time to read the volume of the poem, as I have enjoyed writing this poem, I hope, you will enjoy reading and writing reviews on or of this poem.

Enjoy the fun and humour expressed in the poem; object of this poem is not to say there are no wise reviewers on this earth, I say further, my purpose of writing this poem is not to give an impression that I receive only negative reviews or my works are reviewed only by poor, weak or amateur reviewers, so many wise reviewers taught me enough and now you see I have written this long poem; I have only tried to show what wise reviewers would never write or what they would avoid writing or what they would escape in writing their reviews.

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