Internet Dating

by alexisleech

I'm not desperate for love, just keen to find out
If internet dating is really what it's about
I've dated rich ones and poor ones, some rather mean
Cause a coffee is all they can afford it would seem

I've dated fat ones and fit ones, some without hair
And refused several offers to go back to their lair
Quite often years older than their profile suggests
With their need to tell 'porkies' in their quest to impress

I've nodded and sighed, my voice full of compassion
When they've rattled on about previous passion
But I've only known one - a fantastic partner
Who left me alone when he joined the hereafter

Could I really feel passion if I bed a new man?
I'm willing and able - but not desperate's a plan
I'm used to a lover who loves only me
But some have suggested it's more fun with three!

If just sex is the answer, I'd rather not play
I do have some morals at the end of the day
But if I met a man that made me feel tingly
I don't have a problem with loving his thingy!

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Internet Dating

by alexisleech

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